House of Defects:

Tell me about your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Don’t have one.

I’ll tell you about my best friends instead.

Phi’s a tiny, teensy-weensy, small, little girl who has a heart the size of the empire state building and is super cute, so pineapple-like boys aren’t allowed near her!

Rhea’s my music soul twin, my neighbor, my partner in crime, my huge ass bird who can run pretty fast crawls her miles, and the person who’s probably going to ruin my life because of the bad grammar she’s teaching me.

Angel’s that one person whose stupidity doesn’t annoy me because she’s not really stupid! She’s in English 4! AHAHAHAHA She’s the fruit in my life. (;