May 2012
Hey where're y'all watchin' your anime?
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on your whole family
dishonor on you
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
A short horror story:
where did the spider go?
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
Instead of complaining about teenage stereotypes...
shouldn’t you be doing something to help them?
Go ahead. Don't appreciate me.
I can throw you away, too.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Can someone help me with Chemistry?
Cr2O7 + C2H5OH + 12H —> C2H3OH + 7H2O + 2Cr
What’re the spectator ions ._.”
victoriac7:
THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.
welcometowonderland:
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my...
Watchvideohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
“Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.”
– A Game of Thrones (via anditslove)
Will you all listen to my biggest wishes?
[[MORE]]It’s not that these are in a particular order, but maybe they are because they pop up in my head more easily when I want them more.
Go back to Taiwan. I want to go back and visit my home stay family. I want to repay them for everything they’ve done for me, and to make even more memories with them. It’s so hard knowing that I can’t go.
Have loving parents. Well...
Whenever someone posts a secret on here saying...
sixbillionsecrets:
from Six Billion Secrets http://bit.ly/KUpWGv
I get really mad at people who don't know how to...
You of all people should know how they make you feel. Why are you still friends with them? You’re driving me crazy.
Samosas have been upgraded to my favorite food.
I'm so ready for skinny to stop being popular.
I see models who’re skinnier than I could ever imagine myself to be and still be ‘fat’ enough to have to be photo shopped.
I see my best friend starving herself and working out every night, just to be skinny. I see my best friend telling her dad to call her fat so that she’ll be motivated to lose more weight.
I see myself in the mirror. I know I’m not skinny, which...
Fact: I'm the type to cry when I'm highly...
sherlylock:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
So fucking mad right now I can't even think...
My mom fucking comes home and expects everything to be the same
Fucking expects me to do fucking everything for her
expects me to have fucking missed her
i don’t give a FUCK that’s it’s fucking mother’s day
she doesn’t deserve anything
“If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty...”
– Mila Kunis (via yvonnestrahovski)